Showing posts with label Brighton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brighton. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Real Baking, Real Patisserie Style



As a treat, Mrs Spratticus booked me on a bread baking class at our local artisan bakery - Real Patisserie, Kemptown, Brighton. It was on a Sunday afternoon and we had the run of the place for three and a half hours of baking up a storm under the guidance of French baker and patisserie chef Clement and assisted admirably by Jamie.

The class of six dough-boys'n'girls were tutored in making French sourdough flutes, two white sourdough loaves (one with  ears and one with a beret - pics will make more sense), a rustic rye loaf and a seed laden soda bread.

In between mixing, kneading, prooving and baking the loaves, the tea and coffee flowed and we munched our way through pain au choc and pain au raisin.

So take a look at the wheaty fruits of our labours...

Rolling the oven ready flutes onto the 'peel' - trickier than it looks...
and it looks quite tricky!


White sourdough loaves with beret - chapeau!


White sourdough loaves with 'ears', and flutes


The whole bread haul
So, what did I learn? Well...
  • Dough is a little more forgiving than I thought and you can play around with it (ears, hats...maybe even shoes and a pipe?)
  • The 'shock technique' of kneading - basically slapping the dough onto the work surface - "treatin' it ruff"
  • For sourdough, really do try and go as wet as you dare
  • Rye bread isn't as heavy as I thought it always was (not sure what I've been eating thinking it's rye)
  • Use a proper blade (or lame) for slashing - basically a razor blade on a handle - it makes a BIG difference
  • The point at where you gather the bread prior to its final rise is called the key - it's like a loaf's belly button
  • Key up or key down when baking - it makes a different looking loaf
  • You can make French sticks in England!

Many thanks to Real Patisserie -  a great course and a fab way to spend a Sunday afternoon!

Monday, February 06, 2012

Snow Down

Saturday night saw the first snow fall of 2012 in Brighton. Didn't look too impressive in our street (probably due to our poorly insulated house melting all the snow within 100m!) but up on the South Downs it was...well...almost 10cm deep!!

Headed up for a hike in the winter wonderland around Stanmer Park and Limekiln Wood with Jo & Saul. Good to be able to wear the puffa and Hoxton Bonnet 'in anger'.

A barn door - I took a shot...and hit it!
Mischief makers getting ready for...mischief






Tree shaking - too much to resist


Snow snake?

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Get Fat Get Fit

These flyers arrived through our door today in one batch.


[Clearly we live in a very classy area!!]

What next, flyers for land mines and prosthetic limbs?

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Filthy Brighton

Woke up to howling gales, horizontal rain, wheelie bins bowling down the road, recycling buckets eddying like leaves in a breeze (no leaves present, probably all over Belgium) and the deep groaning of a very angry sea. A metaphor for what 2012 has in store? I hope not.


Happy New Year one-and-all!

Monday, October 31, 2011

Dover Castle - Best Sunday Roast in Brighton?


If not, then pretty close. Two fantastic and generous rounds of roast belly pork (with extra crackling), roast spuds, roast beetroot (red and yellow), romanesco broccoli , green beans, roast carrot, roast seasonal squash, cavolo nero cabbage, great gravy, individual yorkshire pud...all delicious and perfectly cooked. The leg of lamb was similarly toothsome. All £9.95.

Dover Castle 43 Southover Street Brighton BN2 9UE (01273 688276)

(NB I have no commercial interest in or connection to the Dover Castle, just think food that's above the norm, particularly local pub food, should be applauded.)


Update: as of 24 June 2012 the Dover Castle is under new management. We shall have to wait to see if the Sunday roasts live up to the previous reputation.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Bear Shaving

Here's something to kick off Movember:


Come and see two of Kemptown's shaggiest get shaved at
The Rock Inn, 7 Rock Street, Brighton 1 Nov 8pm

I really can't believe 'Chris The Beard' is going for it. Ask nicely and whoever's waving the cut throat might 'do you' too...in a good way...and for charity!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Soup Strainer for Movember

Movember is almost upon us...and I'm up for it again. Below are a few visuals from last year's Movember MOuse Warming Party. A success fo' su'.

If you fancy sponsoring me don't hold back:
http://mobro.co/spratticus

Dates for your Diary if you're a Brightonian:

Movember Gala Parte, Brighton Wed 23 Nov, 8-12pm - Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, 9-12 Middle Street BN1 1AL [tickets]

Barefaced Cheek Sat 26 Nov, 'til 1am - The Rock Inn, 7 Rock Street, Kemptown BN2 1NF: end of Movember party, come along and parade your crumb catcher!

Mo Quiz Night Mon 28 Nov, 7-12pm - The Lectern, 5 Pelham Ter, Lewes Rd BN2 4AF: a quiz with a lip shrubbery theme