Movember +30days - au revoir MOnsieur

And so another Movember draws to a close...

Here's me rocking my Gallic look that won Mr/MOnsieur Movember at The Rock Inn "Judge My Shrub" competition (note medal ribbon and sash hidden below my onions). It's been worthwhile!

Thank you to ALL my generous sponsors. Couldn't have done it without you. £635 raised. Give yourselves a pat on the back (or a stroke of the 'tache).

[You know what? I think I might keep it!]

Movember +24days - a little up-didilly-up-up

In honour of those wonderfully moustachioed Naples statues.

[And no, I haven't dyed it blue, just a little Photoshop.]

Pizza Face

Just back from a weekend in Napoli giving my Mo some international exposure. Those good burghers of the city from yester-year certainly knew how to rock some 'monificent' Mos. After all, how esle could they catch those pizza crumbs?

Movember +16days - no pointy uppy

M+16 days - status report:
(No, no, no, nothing to do with firearms or the former name of the M25 motorway!)

Well, the Mo is there alright although my attempt to go skywards at the ends is being thwarted by, well...lack of hair at my fuzzy fringes! Pah. You can't have everything - after all I do have the 'Chicken Whisperer Bobble Hat'!

Below are a couple of moustachioed snaps of my (continued) generous sponsors. More snaps and Lip Shrub Shenaningans at http://mobro.co/spratticus

Many thanks ONE and ALL!

MOssive thanks for your Movember support

My my. What a lot of very generous friends and rellies I have. I'm over the £500 mark for Movember and the Prostate Cancer Charity. Thanks one and all!!

Remember, just a £1 donation secures your entry into the 'Jam Tombola' where the lucky winner gets one of my hand crafted jams made with personally foraged/stolen fruits: Plum & Walnut with a hint of Grappa or Quince & Medlar Jelly (I was going to add in Creme de Menthe but thought better of it). What's not to love about that?

Take a peek at mobro.co/spratticus

A Mo update and pic to follow shortly...but here are a couple of snaps from my biggest sponsors so far - The A Team!

Movember +7days

OK, so there's definitely something MOing on now!!

Movember + 3days

Other than Bill's attempted 'blackmail' to get me to grow a 'Hilter' (if blackmail can be described as refusing to sponsor me otherwise), there have been no Mo-Style suggestions. So, I have opted for a 'Rockstar'.

There's an option of an upgrade to 'Undercover Brother' if my follicles are fizzing or I could embarrassingly bolt for 'The Wisp' if not. Options options options.

Compare:

[Is it just me or is my chin growing?]

I say, it's party time - chocks away!

London
Well, it will be PARRR-TAAAY TIME on Sat 13 Oct.

Hey there, fancy donning some fluffy shin
warmers and getting flying suit fruity?
Of course you do!

Sat 13 Oct 2007
@ my current digs in Camden, London

Rock up 2pm onwards.
Kids early, big kids anytime after you wake up.

Moustaches welcome.

[Email me for hard copy invite and map. If you don't know my email address, leave a TAG or comment and explain why you should get an invite...top three beggars get one.]

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Did I just hear that a baby of 17lbs was born in Russia this week. Ouch. That's just plain wrong.

And can anyone explain how a coffee percolator works. It's been perplexing and also fascinating me lately. How come all the water goes from the bottom up that little pipe, through the grounds and into the top bit. That said, if someone was blow-torching my arse, I'd try and crawl up a drainpipe to get away. I have been drinking far too much coffee just because I love seeing the oily, chocolate brown liquid froth out of the spout.


I even made another pot to take this picture! Don't worry, it won't go to waste, I'll drink it down...then go on a caffeine wired rampage around Camden ripping the wing mirrors off cars and flashing my knob at old ladies. Should fit in pretty well with the local YOOF...and bag an ASBO if I'm lucky.

And seeings as this post is stumbling around like a Saturday night drunkard, I have a dilema. I hate chavtronica but I really like Kate Nash. What to do? It must be all this hanging out in Camden.

Oh, and lastly, marrow fat peas. Why call yourselves that guys? I think you need to hire a new PR agency as you're not bad lads, just got a bad name.