It's Marmite, but not as we know it

Thought you might like to see a typical, self-prepared hostel style breakfast. Oh, you wouldn't. Sorry. Here it is anyway. Yup and that actually is a kiwi fruit. They're plentiful, cheap and full of Vinnie Vits so when in Rome an' all that (only I wasn't in Rome). The Marmite in NZ is not like Marmite back in the UK, it's a much less tangy version more akin to Vegemite but still a fine addition to toast.

On taking this snap I had the Mick ripped out of me royally by a Kiwi bus tour driver. I saw his breakfast, it was meagre and un-noteworthy and certainly not deserving of a picture. Shut up and drive your bus!

Whilst I'm on the pointless picture vibe, here's an odd image I took when I was in the 'study'. Not sure why the door had two locks. Are NZers petrified of having their 'studies' interuptted or is it to guard against the heavy handed approach that NZers adopt in checking for a vacant trap? Strange.