Steady as a broken barometer - bikes, baking, Brighton, bobbins
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Turnips
Oh, and whilst I'm at it, here's a set of turnips I saw in Melbourne to rival the original El Turnipo, Simon Dye and maybe even Jo Bole's calves now she has the Acme Leg Master installed in the Borough Bunker.
...which in turn implicates you surely, given your leg poundage. There's a phrase 'cankles' describing the unfortunate state of ladies whose calves seemlessly become ankles without a variance in girth. Perhaps we should start a blokey version - 'malves' where a man's calves have seemingly been genetically crossed with marrows.
3 comments:
These people are clearly on steroids.
...which in turn implicates you surely, given your leg poundage. There's a phrase 'cankles' describing the unfortunate state of ladies whose calves seemlessly become ankles without a variance in girth. Perhaps we should start a blokey version - 'malves' where a man's calves have seemingly been genetically crossed with marrows.
How dare you sir! I'll have you know the badger turnips are fully certificated by the soil association as entirely organic and GM-free.
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