Chutney Tombola

Forget the EuroMillions Lottery and the €650 squidizillion jackpot, it's the draw everyone (and by that I mean literally E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E) has been waiting for - The Spratticus Chutney Tombola - open to all those who so kindly and generously sponsored me during Movember to sprout a shrub a-top my lip.

See the visuals below.

1. The hallowed roll call of sponsors. I was going to etch each name into a platinum plaque but I seem to have misplaced my stash of platinum plaques...so scrap paper will have to do.

2. Into the Chicken Whisperer bonnet they go...

3. Give 'em a mungle...

4.  Hello! Who's this then?

5. Ah...of course, the host with the most...

6. SAUL BARRINGTON, please step forward.

So what's it to be Mr B?

Green Tomato Chutney or Quince & Medlar Membrillo (errr...paste)?

Thanks again one-and-all. You're all winners in my book, just Saul is a slightly more tangible winner. There's always next year!