Away from top lipped Tom Foolery for a moment. I've been on a cheese mission.
The most nuclear cheese on earth it would seem is - Epoisses de Bourgogne. It's in a wooden box, wrapped in cling film, in tupperware, inside a knotted plastic bag...and I can still smell it.
This cheese is banned from public transport in France and that says a lot...not renowned for their delicate nasal sensibilities, the French.
There's a distinct smell of death about it. I was cutting some earlier and I couldn't avoid handling it. Now my hand smells like it has gangrene.
And this was courtesy of La Cave a Fromage, Hove. If you were after a cheesy night out in Brighton (& Hove), this is where you should aim for.
Wonderful.
