Friday, October 20, 2006

David Bellamy - he's not just a beardy twat

What can I say about the visit to my brother's in Atlanta? Well, not too much other than I realised David Bellamy was right, bug hunting is the way forward. I shall never again discount a poor bearded fool that worships the slimy trail of the snail or the miniature knitted mound of a worm cast. It's good fun, simple and wholesome - that's it. No no no, you don't kill anything, just snag and release. Don't believe me? Try it you doubter! Get a little lunch box sized container and go bug hunting. In the words of Dr Pepper, 'What's the worst that can happen?'

[Errr...eaten by a radio actively deformed centipede that gets the hump over the fact you're looking up his/her skirt with a powerful magnifying glass? The disclaimer: David Bellamy accepts all responsibility for those that are 'taken down' by some member of arthropoda as a result of Pants 'I think they're made of Crimpolene' Spratt's incessant bleatings.]

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